Re[2]: [NatureNS] Humour

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Thanks Don.
DW

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From: "garymurray" <garymurray@ns.sympatico.ca>
To: naturens@chebucto.ns.ca
Sent: 5/26/2018 3:27:29 PM
Subject: Re: [NatureNS] Humour

>And, it's only a murder of crows of there is probable cah's. =E2=98=BA
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>From: Don MacNeill <donmacneill@bellaliant.net>
>Date: 2018-05-26 12:27 PM (GMT-04:00)
>To: NaturenNS <naturens@chebucto.ns.ca>
>Subject: [NatureNS] Humour
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>The RCMP found over 2000 dead crows on Alberta hwys recently, and there=20
>was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist=20
>examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief,=20
>confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to=20
>be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that=20
>varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By=20
>analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had=20
>been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by=20
>cars.
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>The RCMP then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if=20
>there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike=20
>kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly=20
>concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out=20
>crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout=20
>crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"
>--
>Don MacNeill donmacneill@bellaliant.net
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div>Thanks Don.=C2=A0</div><div>DW</div>
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<div>Sent: 5/26/2018 3:27:29 PM</div>
<div>Subject: Re: [NatureNS] Humour</div><div><br /></div>
<div id=3D"x46ea371244da4fc"><blockquote cite=3D"20180526182729.VQFX28155.t=
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lass=3D"cite2">
<div>And, it's only a murder of crows of there is probable cah's. =E2=98=BA=
</div><div><br /></div><div>G</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><=
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><div style=3D"font-size:85%;color:#575757" dir=3D"auto">Sent from my Galax=
y Tab=C2=AE A</div></div><div><br /></div><div style=3D"font-size:100%;colo=
r:#000000"><!-- originalMessage --><div>-------- Original message --------<=
/div><div>From: Don MacNeill &lt;<a href=3D"mailto:donmacneill@bellaliant.n=
et">donmacneill@bellaliant.net</a>&gt; </div><div>Date: 2018-05-26  12:27 P=
M  (GMT-04:00) </div><div>To: NaturenNS &lt;<a href=3D"mailto:naturens@cheb=
ucto.ns.ca">naturens@chebucto.ns.ca</a>&gt; </div><div>Subject: [NatureNS]=
 Humour </div><div><br /></div></div>
    <span><font size=3D"2" face=3D"Calibri" color=3D"black"><span style=3D"=
font-size: 11pt;">The RCMP found over 2000
          dead crows on Alberta
          hwys recently, and there was concern that they may have died
          from Avian Flu. A
          Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to
          everyone's relief,
          confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death
          appeared to be from
          vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that
          varying colours
          of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analysing
          these paint
          residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by
          impact with
          motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.<br />
          <br />
          The RCMP then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to
          determine if there was a
          cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills
          versus car kills.
          The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when
          crows eat road
          kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They
          discovered that
          while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single
          one could
          shout "bike"<br />
        </span></font></span>
    <div class=3D"moz-signature">-- <br />
      Don MacNeill
      <a class=3D"moz-txt-link-abbreviated" href=3D"mailto:donmacneill@bell=
aliant.net">donmacneill@bellaliant.net</a></div>
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