Stick
menu on a stick
Suck
This menu sucks.
Pi
3.14159265358979323
Death
Maggots sleep.
Fish
You suck.
Start
Click here to DIE.
Shrub
Plant a tree.
Linux
You wish MS WEENIE!
Unix
What the hell's vi?
Beer
hooo haaaahhh OOHHA
Cool
Nice shades, dilwad
Bob
God.
Dole
A cool old guy.
Sven
BLOOD, I want blood
You
suck