Since the spammer is from the State of Washington,
I now quote the Washington laws against chain letters and pyramid
selling. I'm too kind-hearted (and couldn't afford the lawyer's fees),
so I tell him I won't bother charging him the $500.00 that I could have
as provided in the new Washington anti-spam Bill.
The last word -- from his Internet provider. Identifying information
snipped as the author prefers to remain anonymous. Somehow I get the
impression that the author was overworked, tired, in need of sleep, and
thoroughly sick of cleaning up after spammers.