# Compact Space Light-Bulb Jokes

Question:
How many hani does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to put in the new bulb and two with APs to make sure the kif don't steal it.

Question:
How many kif does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven. One hakkikt to order the bulb changed, two skkukun to change the bulb (each watching the other to ensure loyalty to the hakkikt), and four more with APs to make sure no other kif steals the new bulb.

Question:
How many mahendo'sat does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One Personage to order the bulb changed, one mahe to change the bulb, four more mahendo'sat to install another light fixture to give the Personage more than one option, and four with APs to stop the kif from stealing the new bulb and the new fixture.

Question:
How many stsho does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Because their bones break so easily, they are afraid of heights, including standing on tall ladders. They hire kif or mahendo'sat to change the bulb for them.

Question:
How many t'ca does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. But first he (she? it?) has to partly unscrew the old bulb, ... then screw it back in a little, ... then unscrew it some more, ... then screw it back in a little, ... then ....

Question:
How many knnn does it take to change a light bulb?
The number is indeterminate. The first knnn swaps the old light bulb for something else at random. The next one swaps THAT something for something else. This is repeated until eventually something is swapped for a new light bulb ... or maybe the old one again, in which case you have to start all over.

Question:
How many chi does it take to change a light bulb?