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Thanks, Dave.
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From: naturens-owner@chebucto.ns.ca <naturens-owner@chebucto.ns.ca> on beha=
lf of David Webster <dwebster@glinx.com>
Sent: April 28, 2020 11:01 AM
To: Naturens <naturens@chebucto.ns.ca>
Subject: [NatureNS] Frog
Dear All,
At this time I think we all need to lighten up a bit so I am taking the=
liberty of going beyond the usual limits with a post from Facebook. It doe=
s involve a Frog.
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name=
plate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his n=
ame is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows =
the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,=
about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank man=
ager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out th=
ere who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use=
this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in=
the world is this?"
(You're gonna love this.)
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whac=
k. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
YT, DW, Kentville
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<b>Sent:</b> April 28, 2020 11:01 AM<br>
<b>To:</b> Naturens <naturens@chebucto.ns.ca><br>
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<p>Dear All,</p>
<p> At this time I think we all need to lighten up a bit =
so I am taking the liberty of going beyond the usual limits with a post fro=
m Facebook. It does involve a Frog.<br>
</p>
<p style=3D"margin:1em 0px; font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif; color:r=
gb(102,102,102); font-size:12px; font-style:normal; font-variant-ligatures:=
normal; font-variant-caps:normal; font-weight:400; letter-spacing:normal; o=
rphans:2; text-align:start; text-indent:0px; text-transform:none; white-spa=
ce:normal; widows:2; word-spacing:0px; background-color:rgb(255,255,255); t=
ext-decoration-style:initial; text-decoration-color:initial">
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name=
plate that her name is Patty Whack.</p>
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or:rgb(102,102,102); font-size:12px; font-style:normal; font-variant-ligatu=
res:normal; font-variant-caps:normal; font-weight:400; letter-spacing:norma=
l; orphans:2; text-align:start; text-indent:0px; text-transform:none; white=
-space:normal; widows:2; word-spacing:0px; background-color:rgb(255,255,255=
); text-decoration-style:initial; text-decoration-color:initial">
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to ta<span class=3D"x_text=
_exposed_show" style=3D"display:inline; font-family:inherit">ke a holiday.&=
quot;</span></p>
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vetica,Arial,sans-serif; color:rgb(102,102,102); font-size:12px; font-style=
:normal; font-variant-ligatures:normal; font-variant-caps:normal; font-weig=
ht:400; letter-spacing:normal; orphans:2; text-align:start; text-indent:0px=
; text-transform:none; white-space:normal; widows:2; word-spacing:0px; back=
ground-color:rgb(255,255,255); text-decoration-style:initial; text-decorati=
on-color:initial">
<p style=3D"margin:1em 0px; font-family:inherit">Patty looks at the frog in=
disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his =
dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.</p>
<p style=3D"margin:1em 0px; font-family:inherit">Patty explains that he wil=
l need to secure the loan with some collateral.</p>
<p style=3D"margin:1em 0px; font-family:inherit">The frog says, "Sure.=
I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch t=
all, bright pink and perfectly formed.</p>
<p style=3D"margin:1em 0px; font-family:inherit">Very confused, Patty expla=
ins that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a=
back office.</p>
<p style=3D"margin:1em 0px; font-family:inherit">She finds the manager and =
says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to kno=
w you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.&=
quot; She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I
mean, what in the world is this?"</p>
<p style=3D"margin:1em 0px; font-family:inherit">(You're gonna love this.)<=
/p>
<p style=3D"margin:1em 0px; font-family:inherit">The bank manager looks bac=
k at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a lo=
an. His old man's a Rolling Stone."</p>
<p style=3D"margin:1em 0px; font-family:inherit">YT, DW, Kentville<br>
</p>
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