Eternal Life Download Area: Welcome!
This is the freeware version of the
Eternal Life nano template program
which will assemble a series of self replicating nanobots that will
protect you from the effects of aging, disease and most injuries.
This is not immortality. Death can still occur through neglect,
misadventure or catastrophic injury. Also, nano replication errors
may occur over time which may compromise the effectiveness of this
program. It is recommended that the full version,
Eternal Life XKPro
be purchased to prevent this and get additional features not present
in this version of the program, such as
MemoryFix,
DermaFresh
, and the
PerFBoD Augmentation System.
Eternal Life
will not be held responsible for any misuse or
abuse of this program. A performance guarantee for this version of
Eternal Life
is held in the main domain of
Fauxever.plt
ensuring full worthiness of this program for a period of not less
than ten years following certified completion of installation.
Eternal Life
will have limited liability as prescribed in the
most recent version of
Homo Legis
in the case of improper nonuser
induced installation.
Eternal Life
would be totally liable in case
of failure of any mataglap prevention protocols.
So that's the deal; you're covered and we're covered.